We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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