If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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