Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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