Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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