Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I FOUND THE LEGS
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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