I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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