used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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