So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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