Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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