Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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