My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I'm really busy with my period
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