I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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