Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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