im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
