He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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