Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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