I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
