Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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