Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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