real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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