ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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