Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Randomize
