So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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