Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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