What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
