Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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