he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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