hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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