He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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