I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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