Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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