i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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