My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Panties = found
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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