He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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