you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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