P.S. I can't hear my feet
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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