just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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