So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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