Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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