I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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