32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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