nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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