Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
