dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have peed in a lot of sinks
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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