A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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