She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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