Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
tell me about the fingering
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