we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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