Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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