that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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