I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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