just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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