btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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