And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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