is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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