Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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