its not stalking. its research.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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