I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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