Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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